The tag said DON’T scan. You scanned it anyway. Bold. 👀

Okay, let’s rebuild trust. Do NOT push the red button.

Shocking. Truly. Last test: don’t tap the drum 5 times.

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Zero self-control. Weirdly great rhythm, though.

Diagnosis: you’re a Tapper. Chronic, incurable, but very treatable.

Stop tapping on furniture. Join the circle.